Where Is Everybody?
Where am I? Why am I here? Do they know who I am? Do they have any idea(r)? This is my bed? Oh, right. I'm in jail Roy'll get me out! He doesn't fail! What time is it? This is like a dream First one I've ever had. Makes me wanna scream Who's fault is this? Wait-it's getting clear The Deep State and Google, they put me here My good friend Vlad, he's gonna fix it for me Strongest man in the world! He's gonna set me free This is the best prison. My best friends are here But no gold toilets. No people to cheer I need a phone! I need to tweet! Tell all my fans to start shooting in the street! How did this happen after the great job I did? I got an A-plus! That's what everybody said I'm President for Life. Everybody voted for me! Biggest win ever! Fake news is my enemy! My pal Kim Jong Un, he's gonna make it right Shoot a missile at the New York Times, I'll be back in the White House tonight Oh mommy, daddy, aren't you so proud of me? Please take me home from this military academy I made the country great, but it's not great now Without me, who cares anyhow? They've undrained the swamp, let foreigners in And the worst thing of all, they forgot how to win Where are you Roy? Where are you Vlad? Where are you little Kim? This is getting so sad Where is my daddy? Where is my mom? I'm getting killed here! this is my Vietnam! Where are you Ivanka? Ivanka? Why don't you come and see me? Where are you Ivanka? Ivanka! What are you wearing?