A Little Bit Funny

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Mikayla Florence

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I'll never be a beauty queen
More like a pudgy pageant princess
I'm not the girl who peaked at sixteen
In fact, I haven't peaked at all yet
And I don't fool myself, I'm aware I'll never be
The kind of girl who lives on the faces of magazines
I'm a little bit funny
But my mom tells me I'm pretty on the inside
So I've been trying to turn me inside out
Just 'cause I'll never be a beauty queen
Doesn't mean it isn't something I haven't thought about
So as I'm standing in the mirror in a prom dress that's now two sizes too small
I wish I could say, "Just f*ck 'em all"
But this pudgy pageant princess isn't perfect after all

Guess now's when I say something cheesy
Like I should love the girl I see
Or I reveal some deeper meaning
But I don't think I have it in me
And some girls have never cried in dressing rooms at shopping malls
Don't know how some hang up the phone
When that old friend self-loathing calls
It's a little bit funny
That no one cares I'm pretty on the inside
But I don't have the heart to tell my mom that she was wrong
I guess that she'll find out whenever I play her this song
But I'm still gonna tell her I'm doing swell the next time that she calls
Hang up and throw my phone at the wall
'Cause this pudgy pageant princess isn't perfect after all

And I don't fool myself
I'm well aware I'll never be
The kind of girl who lives on the faces of magazines
No longer find it funny
That no one cares I'm pretty on the inside
And I failed turning me inside out
I know I'll never be a beauty queen
But that won't stop me from thinking about
Standing in the mirror in a prom dress that fits just like a glove
Make all the boys and girls fall in love
But I'm just a pudgy pageant princess when push comes to shove
I'm just a pudgy pageant princess after all

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