Your Light-Up Shoes Are Classic

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I see my wife
Walking down the aisle
God I'm so in love with her
For years I've decided to pop the question
Hoping she'd agree
When she finally gave in
I took her up on it and here we are
She smiles at me and I smile back
She motions that I'm too close
So I take a couple steps backwards
Not knowing there's an Arby's onion petal
On the floor behind me
I slip and I take a tumble
The crowd gasps in shock
And my wife rushes over to me
Laying on the ground I snap out of it
As I begin to get up
I see one of my wife's relatives sitting
In the front row on his feet are a pair of
Michael Jordan high tops
With a little light on the back

Your light up shoes are classic
I laugh until I tear up
Your light up shoes are classic
I lose all control
I've never laughed so hard
Or seen anything that great
My tears are coming out in masses
Your light up shoes are classic

Our family's get quiet real fast
With the only sound being my laughter
The man wearing the shoes sparks a smile
And reaches into his pocket
I manage to get to my knees
As my face turns red
He pulls out a coupon and hands it to me
He said this should get you 30%
Off a pair at Wal Mart
I stared at him trying to keep a straight face
He began to hold back a smile
And that's when I lost it and began
To crack up again
My wife begins to cry
And storms back up the aisle
I reach out and try to stop her but
The laughter wins
And I curl up on the floor
I knew this day would be great
But not this great
I sneak a peek
At the shoes again and burst out dying

Your light up shoes are classic
I laugh until I tear up
Your light up shoes are classic
I lose all control
I've never laughed so hard
Or seen anything that great
My tears are coming out in masses
Your light up shoes are classic

I invited this guy with the shoes
Back to a bar on High Street where
I knew some of my pals would
Appreciate this classicness
We didn't exchange any words
In the car on the way there
But just a few kicks and giggles
When we got there I let this guy
Go in first as I wait outside
With a hopeful smile on my face I waited
Not two seconds later the entire bar
Exploded in laughter
And that's when I made my entrance
Laughing along
A few of the guys said those shoes were classic
As I showed him to his seat
Then the entire bar yelled at the same time
"Those light up shoes are classic"

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