Sunday Morning Cartoons
Valentine's Day
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I wake up and the sun is not yet rising Tossing and turning worrying about the price of insulin And other assorted prescription remedies The problem is I don't know who I can talk to Living happily in liberal tragedy Dying of preventable disease Climb out of bed and the mirror is very frightening You never know who could be watching Every wet dream out there on the internet Recorded through a taped-over laptop camera I wake up and the sun is still shining Is 2pm late enough? I don't know I'll get back in bed Captain America takes a swing at Doctor Strange They've gotten quite confused At who's side they're supposed to be on anyways You see Moriarty's back and as we knew he would Is causing trouble in your neighborhood So buy up every war bond to put bullets in your best friend's gun! Captain Planet takes a shot at Dick Cheney And Dick returns the firing act in away that's very friendly But I've seen this one before Yes I know how this one ends No one held accountable for all these damn reruns of Friends How am I supposed to keep myself fed When everything I touch is a carcinogen And I'm told it's only an issue of attitude There's traitors in blue and devils in red While I'm just trying to get out of bed With waffles in the shape of your favorite Sunday morning cartoons Joseph McCarthy aims his sights at Lucille Ball Screaming, "this one's because I don't like you very much at all!" But how she got away still shocks experts to this day Another fallen woman, disappointment to William Hayes Wile E. plants a trap that meticulous coyote Trying to catch someone in the act of admitting that they're lonely But I don't think I'm supposed to be The one who calls the cavalry That's for a nation under God With a born-again fear of atomic bombs Would you like to understand Where this whole damn mess began? You see the Office Space crackerjacks were bored Things were going a bit too well in their 401k prison cells And they couldn't seem to take it anymore So when Y2K came and went Without so much as a clock reset Chaotic dreams no longer kept I swear they all fell down and wept Then I looked inside myself And I saw an empty wishing well I thought it would be better than before I was born September 12th The year we took the batteries out And lost what was once but never lost before The 2K12 came and well Nobody was judged or sent to hell So we got up for another round Then shut up by that ringing sound Then it all comes crashing down It all comes crashing dow-ow-ow-own And I don't care If God was really there Can't be bothered To get out of bed At all
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Written by: Dane Leoniak, Evan Sayer, Maxwell Monheit, Sam Stern
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