Shirt Potatoes
Bootyard Bandits
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She's a bat shit crazy loopy lady A sandwich short of a picnic baby Freaky-deaky, straight up 5150 Crack-ass, bonkers, nutty and leafy Jacked up, messed up, kooky, loony Cray-cr-cray-cray, certifiably zany Out of her mind, nuttier than a squirrel One fry short of a happy meal But she's got two things going for her And one thing's for sure I'd sell my 4x4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes Two cans short of a six-pack, she's nucking futs Mondo bizarro, she's real fucked up Bobo, bonkers, far out crunk She's bats, she's nuts, she's out to lunch! She's batty, bananas, got a screw loose I tell ya Off the wall, her cheese has slid off its cracker Postal, psycho, mad as a hatter More cuckoo than a clock- Hell, I wish I never met her Cracked up, whacked out, whacked up, wigged out Insane in the membrane without a doubt Off her box, off her rocker, off her nut, off her tree Needs a check-up from the neck up if you're asking me But she's got two things going for her And one thing's for sure I'd sell my 4x4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes I'd sell my 4x4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes
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Written by: Joel Peters, Martin Trail, Paul White, Tom McCarthy
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