Horrible Tendencies

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I love to vigorously masturbate
I ain't ever gonna stop either
That ain't up for debate
I gotta do what I gotta do in order to ejaculate
Because over the months I've developed an addiction to Chaturbate

I wake up in the morning, start off with my regular routine
Gotta lube up my hands, but first I must unzip my pants
Then I make sure to stick my fingers in the pocket pussy
Now that it's lubed up, it's time to jack off to the girl from France
Damn, this shit ain't really working no more
It's time to find a whore

Hit up the local hood store, found a bitch outside
I mistaked her for a prostitute, which made her bust open my right eye
After she pulled that bullshit I told her she looked like a guy
Then she whipped out her cock and gagged me with it, she said "it's time to die"

Then what do you know? After 5 minutes of suffocation, I'm seeing the light
Then it finally came to mind that I was fixing to meet God
Oh shit, I ain't ready to go to hell today, I need to fight
Out of nowhere, I developed meth head fighting abilities, that was kind of odd

I gotta take a bong rip before I continue with the rest of the song

That shit was not fun, I had to ditch my ride
When I came back for it a few hours later, it was out of sight
Going back to that place was the biggest mistake of my life
Because that hoe was waiting for me the entire god damn time

So then I decided to ask "Where the f*ck are my wheels at"?
She replied with "Don't worry hun, they're in the back"
I had a feeling too that I should not have trusted that
What do you know? When I got back there, they popped me with a metal baseball bat

Then they harvested my organs and chopped up my truck, that's the end of that

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