I Hate Wine
Working Class Artists
Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer
Dinner party has run dry I roll my eyes up to the sky They’re talking ‘bout their kids again I wish that I was fucking dead Jonathan has started walking Beat his brother, first to talking Jonty has got his first teeth He even bit Dave’s fucking niece Gertrude’s passed with flying colours Daisy made the hockey team Lucy’s reading maths at cambridge Isabelle’s designed a drawbridge I need stuff to dull this nightmare Burnt through all my drink too quickly Host says that he’s got some more But big surprise, it’s fucking wine I hate wine so shut your whining Stood there blanc look on your face Think you’ve got expensive taste I hate wine so shut your whining Chaise lounge fucking overused This alcohol can’t be your muse You make me see red It’s time to go to bed I’d rather drink some beer, ‘cause wine tastes queer And save my teeth from going grey Vineyard dreams up in your head Just move to france you fucking pleb Leave them grapes where they belong It’s where your problems all stem from Dave says: “Clay makes wine taste better” Read it in his wine newsletter Stacking mags up to the sky He makes me want to fucking cry There’s more to life than pinot grigio A finer hoppy amber ale Or maybe double IPA That would make my fucking day I love ales so shut your whining Sours are my favourite I’ll even fucking savour it I love ales so shut your whining Frambois, stout, and porter too Something bitter makes me poo
Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer
Written by: Connor McCord, Craig Norendal, James Riddick, Maximillian Tyler
Lyrics © DistroKid
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Citation
Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"I Hate Wine Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 26 Apr. 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/lyric-lf/4662892/Working+Class+Artists/I+Hate+Wine>.
Discuss the I Hate Wine Lyrics with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In