One of Your 5-A-Day
Den Miller
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Chief Zan and his braves at the mouth of the cave were feeling mightily famished He said "This is nice" as he took another slice of partially barbecued mammoth Although he was healthy and strong Of course, we know now he was wrong And all that grease is deadly for your guts And those stone tools could give you nasty cuts. It sucks! Aren't you glad you live now when we're told to be nuts? Try this. It's new and good for you Biology says you should never go near it But marketing says that you do Try this. Consume. Buy one, get two It's not fit for the cat, but forget about that Because it's low in fat, and it's one of your 5-a-day Who could have seen that the marketing machine would distort the truth of science? Profits are huge, and bribe the government stooge in a comfortable alliance They stick all the cash in the vault And tell us that it's all our own fault No, don't blame us you're not so fit and sleek! Why don't you run a marathon a week? You freak! And by the way, can we tempt you with this healthier treat? Try this. It's new and good for you Biology says you should never go near it But marketing says that you do Try this. Consume. Buy one, get two It might be blue and be made out of glue But it's good for you, and one of your 5-a-day Here in the lab they are having a stab at the next healthy food we can play with They start with a heap of anything cheap and charge as much as they can get away with They spend more time designing the package And figuring how to advertise to the masses Well, just make sure you draw on lots of stars With buzz words written in them nice and large, ta da! Who cares if Chief Zan couldn't say what they are? Try this. It's new and good for you Biology says you should never go near it But marketing says that you do Try this. Consume. Buy one, get two We've added vitamin C and amazingly it's also gluten free And one of your 5-a-day! It's new and good for you Biology says you're an intelligent species But marketing says you're a fool Try this. Consume. Buy one, get two It's stuff you adore so go down to the store And buy more and buy more, it's one of your 5-a-day
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