I'm on the Beach Again

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Don McCollom

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I'm I'm on the beach again
I'm picking at sand flees
They're They're biting my ass again
Oh how it hurts me

I gotta get some relief from this itchy grief
Before the day is done
Oh such itchy grief
It ain't any fun oh no

Scooted my butt across the beach
I asked for help from Stacy Keach
That stupid bitch
Searching for a sea urchin
To abrade my swollen rump

Oh it hurts and my bloody undies
They'll never clean again
I'm just sure of it oh... oh it hurts
Oh oh it hurts

Won't you rub some lotion on me oh
Oh where
On my ass my dear my ass

I'm I'm on the beach again oh it hurts
I got these nasty sand flees biting my ass
I've been here all day and ass crapping away

Oh ha ha I'm scraping away not crapping away

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