Ron Bell's Mustache
Mineral Hill
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High above the freeway, like God, glaring down With a grimace so majestic, a surly alpha frown You may call him Ronald, you may call him Mr. Bell Me I call him genius, does what he does so well Ron Bell's Ron Bell's Ron Bell's Mustache I too have a mustache, but mine is not so neat I brush it, I oil it, and I start to feel complete But then I see his mustache when I'm driving to the mall So majestic and so bushy, and almost 4 feet tall Sir, please don't sue me, I'm not trying to be snide If I'm hit by a drunk driver, really want you on my side And if you represent me, I hope that I'll find That when it comes to grooming tips you're generous and kind Sir before you send my letter, telling me cease and desist If it's not too much trouble, could you jot a little list I'd like to get some grooming tips, I'd love to get some grooming tips I'd really like some grooming tips, please give me some grooming tips Someday the world as we know it, will come crashing to a halt Sometimes that makes me sad, but that is not Ron Bell's fault The best that we can hope for, when we are dead and gone Is that somewhere in the desert, Ron Bell's mustache will live on
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