Bras on 45 (Medley)
Ivor Biggun
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Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty Five Well I went out for a Boogie A week ago last Tuesday I was doing the Wigan Hustle and the Palais Glide I met a girl in pink suspenders And her buz-whams were stupendous Like two bald-headed men sitting side by side She wore a BRA SIZE 45 and she could jump and Jive And when she stopped dancing, bits of her kept wobbling about She said You Drive Me Crazy Burn Some Rubber On Me Baby She grabbed my little whistle and she began to shout (Parody of Hit me with your Rhythm stick) Hit me with your rhythm stick! Hit me! Hit Me! Je t'adore. Ich leibe dich. Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your rhythm stick! I'm six feet tall and five feet thick Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty Five I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare She gave me a hug like a grizzly bear I couldn't see much I thought I was dead I had boobs upside my head (Short quote from Ooops Upside My head) Boobs upside my head Boobs upside my head (Parody of Baggy Trousers by Madness) Oh what a front she had Enough for me, my brother and dad A chest of drawers no doubt One with the top drawer half-pulled-out Oh what a front she'd got Believe me son she'd got the lot Right before my eyes And she was bra size forty five Er...excuse me, what do I do now? Man be cool..gotta get down and have a rap. I beg yer pardon? I think I'll do a talking bit instead! She was the big economy size, her buz-whams were gigantic Like two fat little boys wrestling under a blanket The flickering strobes lit up the globes that thrust from her pullover I think her name was June cause she was Bustin' Out All Over. She said Can You Feel The Force? D'y'wanna take One Step Beyond? I said Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire, there's a Whole Lot Of Shaking Going On! She said Knock On Wood, I'll Blame It On The Boogie now what do you think about that? I said Oooh heck! It Must Be Jelly cause Jam Don't Shake Like That Not so much of the Night Fever, more like a belt with a tyre lever She was not at all pendulous, in fact she was tremendulous! Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty-five Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty-five She wore a bra size forty five And when they played I Will Survive She went crackers, and her animal desires became much keener She said John I'm Only Dancing, but I'd rather be romancing She had me Inside Out And Upside Down in the back of my Cortina* Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (Parody of CARS by Gary Numan) And there in my car, the windows all steamed up I thought I would drown, she let it all hang out in Bras Size Forty Five And there in my car, I thought This Is It! An Instant Replay, My foot out the window in Bras Size Forty Five (Direct quote from Swords Of A Thousand Men by Tenpole Tudor) Hoorah hoorah hoorah hey over the hills and now I'm on My way! (I got out my tentpole and chewed er) Hoorah hoorah hoorah hey over the hills and now I'm on My way! (Come on, let's do the Bristol Stomp) She wore a Bra Size Forty Five I thought I never would revive When I tackled that young lady with the bounciest of blouses But she left me for a geezer Who had much more chance to please er With his own Master Blaster and a pair of Baggy Trousers. Oh what fun they had! Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty-five Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty-five
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Written by: IVOR BIGGUN, GARY ANTHONY JAMES WEBB
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