Gel!
The Pelicants
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"This surely looks nice" said Arthur As he sat down to dig in But a rap on the door disturbed him Before he even could begin He stood up from his table And started down the hall There, standing on his doorstep Was a man with a bag named Paul "In this bag" said Paul Before Arthur could chime in "Are centuries old lubricants Gels to put on your skin" "Well I don't want no gel" said Arthur "So just close that bag up tight You ain't got nothing I don't already have So just go and pick another fight" As Paul, he left the threshold With all of his trinkets to sell His bag popped open and what popped out But a jumbo vial of the Gel! Well Arthur did not hesitate To apply it to his skin At that exact moment the ground opened up And Paul pushed Arthur's ass in "Welcome to my domain!" said Paul As Arthur rubbed his eyes "Can't ya believe what you're seeing there friend? Well just wait for the real surprise" Well, Arthur heard a rumble And a grumble from down below The ground began to crack and emit from within A sinister yellow glow Deep from within that chasm Came a cacophonous chorus of shrieks And up rose the Devil with his two pointed horns And his infected Devil meat "I've come to take the fleshsack!" said the Devil As he spat onto the ground "I'll take this boy under my own wing And make him the best Gel! salesmen around!" Gel!
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Written by: Charlie Vandel, Kona Ossana, Parker Andrezzi, Ryan Collenburg, William Guss
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