Thank God It's Friday

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My wife gets upset every time that I come home
She opens the door but won't let me in unless I give her my phone
Inspecting messages asking why she keeps texting 2 am in morning
Shit, I don't know, but I don't treat her like my hoe
But just so you know; she's just a friend; we do text a lot though 
As long as it's harmless; I think everybody else flirts too
Stop being jealous; I'm like the fellas just being normal
Don't worry about shit; i'll keep conversations informal
I can even keep a diary or journal; i'll even show it to you
But I remember the last time you warned me that didn't want me to
Don't confuse me hun; we can meet halfway stop initiating trivial issues 
Here do you need a tissue

Thank God it's Friday
I gotta work again 
I'm in my driveway
She thinks I'm a jerk again
The things I do is usually coincidental
Sometimes I like being very sentimental
I never purposely lie she always want to start a fight and
Every morning's slow trying to get my engine started
Reviewing text messages photos and gifs I hearted
My wife is smart deciphering things she spotted

Think twice before causing an argument with me at night
I don't want to fight alright? This is the story of our life
You wouldn't even be my wife but you're always like
It's 8; you're late; I already ate 
There's your food on the table; microwave your plate
Must be nice; you rarely ask me how I was doing today
You make more time at work like we don't freaking exist 
And when you come home on some days you forget to give me a kiss
Your bad habits annoy me; I'm getting tired of it
Just tell me what the name of your mistress is
Instead going to church praying to idols and confessing it
And all the girls you are messing with; you stressing me out
I don't wanna see your face right now; please just let me be
Leave me alone for now get the f*ck out get the f*ck out get the f*ck out

Thank God it's Friday
I gotta work again 
I'm in my driveway
She thinks I'm a jerk again
The things I do is usually coincidental
Sometimes I like being very sentimental
I never purposely lie she always want to start a fight and
Every morning's slow trying to get my engine started
Reviewing text messages photos and gifs I hearted
My wife is smart deciphering things she spotted

If you drink whiskey or gin, you cannot go the gym
So if you thinking about lifting, facetime me as you get in
I'll give you an hour; use your time wisely; don't deprive me
I need cuddling time; I want you right beside me
I don't understand why she gets mad sometimes even starts to bite me
I don't know if that's supposed to turn me on or even excite me
Not a good way to surprise me; don't know how to tell her kindly
I get so paranoid when she has my phone and say things like exactly
We both different religions; she don't believe I go to mass
I get harassed by her about the sermon; she thinks I'm a bad person
She quizzes me to see if I'm paying attention; she so determined to get something out of me 
Like an evil person would do to a virgin 
I don't have fruits of the poison tree
But I wonder if she just wants to get a reaction out of me on purpose
It's hard to notice; why we gotta be like this hun
You can just be courteous just thank me for my service; I love You

Thank God it's Friday
I gotta work again 
I'm in my driveway
She thinks I'm a jerk again
The things I do is usually coincidental
Sometimes I like being very sentimental
I never purposely lie she always want to start a fight and
Every morning's slow trying to get my engine started
Reviewing text messages photos and gifs I hearted
My wife is smart deciphering things she spotted

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