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Late night dinner at the diner
Fried oysters for a light appetizer 
Sippin' on wine with some good conversation 
Didn't know about my stomach's devastation 
Back at the hotel a quarter past 10 
Slippin' under the covers about to fall asleep when 
All of the sudden my stomach started churning 
Racin' to the toilet while my butt hole is burnin' 
Head downtown between my legs about to cry 
When I look over and see the toilet paper is only single ply 

Sittin' on the floor 
Gotta burnin' back do' 

Sittin' on the floor 
Gotta burnin' back do' 

Wrapping up thought I was all finished 
Thought my body was through being punished 
When I had a tiny little sensation 
And I did so without hesitation 
And I didn't even mean to start 
That's when I learned 
You can never trust a fart 
 
Sittin' on the floor 
Gotta burnin' back do' 

Sittin' on the floor 
Gotta burnin' back do' 

Woke up, half past 3
On the Bathroom floor where'd ya think I'd be 
Looking around, this place is a mess
Probably putting the cleaning lady under duress
Gurglin' and burblin' my stomach started to churn again 
Grabbed the porcelain bus and took it for a turn again 
Heavin' and ho'in, I started to throw up
In the pot where I forgot to flush and there was stuff floatin' in 
Floatin' in 

Floatin in' 

There was stuff floatin' in 

Floatin in' 
Floatin in' 

There was stuff floatin' in 
Burnin' back burnin' back do' 

Haha we're the real facade
Just kidding tho
But really

But really

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