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South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for the Comedy Central television network. The show revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. Much like The Simpsons, South Park uses a very large ensemble cast of recurring characters. It became infamous for its profanity and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics towards a mature audience. Parker and Stone developed the show from The Spirit of Christmas, two consecutive animated shorts created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral videos, ultimately leading to South Park's product… more »

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Intro:
Damien: Everybody f*ck me!
Mr. Mackey: Why do you want  that
Damien: Because I'm so fucking horney
Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start. Why else?
*music starts*
*contains dialouge from episodes*

Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You fucker!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr Garrison: What kind of sick wierdo are you!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say something Mr. Hanky!
Mr. Hanky: AAAAAHHHHH!
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Dude! Kenny is dead!
Chef: Hello there children! Let me sing you a little song.
"I'm gonna make love to yo woman..."
Man: Well you ain't Fiona Affle,
and if you ain't Fiona Affle I don't
give a rat's ass!
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Kyle: Whoa dude that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude! How do ya have sex with a chicken?
At least I'm not a little pig (beep)
Cartman: GODDAMN IT!
Pip: SHOOAA!
Cartman: YOU GET YOUR bitch ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN,
AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!
Mr. Hat: YOU GO TO HELL!
Stan: You bite my dick! (?)
Cartmam: yes
Well?
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon
Cartman: KICK ASS!
*gun cock*
Cartman: Hey! I'll blow your friggin head off, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
Mr. Mackey:  your one screwed up little kid, you understand?
Cartman: He's a very disturbed little boy
Mrs. Cartman: You want some cheesy poofs?
Cartman: I don't want cheesy poofs!
Mrs. Cartman: You can have just an incy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Mrs. Cartmaan: Just incy wincy woo woo?
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!
Mrs. Cartman: I got you some cheesy poofs and snacky time
Cartman: AAHHH!
Mrs. Cartman: Just an incy wincy woo woo?

CHORUS

Mr. Garrison: DUMBASS! What a retard!
Stan: You fat (beep) screw you
Kyle's mom: *gasp*
Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Man: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch!
Wendy: YOU DO THINGS LIKE A FREAKKKKK!!!
Cartman: Well, I was standing out in the field
and I had a huge satalite dish stivkin
out  of my butt. And then there was hundreds
of cows and ailens and then
I went up on the ship and Scott Bayo gave me pinkeye(echoing)
Stan: What the hell are you talking about?
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Wendy: Life is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pip: Lunchy munchys, hmm?
Stan : Oh yeah! Well at least my mom's not
on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine!
Cartman: Damned! Will you shut the hell up!

CHORUS with talking on Jesus and Pals

Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Sreisand?
Barbra Streisand: I'm Barbra Streisand!
Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Srteisand?
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Man: Better luck, son!
Barbra Streisand: There's that little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman : Got to remember the good times,
bet anyone would! *screaming*

CHORUS then Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"

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