Anchorman the Third: I Immediately Regret This Decision
Kesagake
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I wake up in the morning, sun beats down and the anarchy's calling Wash my face and brush my teeth, the rituals of a societal leech I head downstairs in my three-piece suit, see a man in the mirror Who's that beaut? Beat my wife because she burnt my toast The glamorous morning of this TV host Hello and welcome he says among the glitz and the glamour There's been a tragedy he's still smiling I need to tell you about oh thank God for you A woman was out last night, she was beaten and raped Then her attacker went mad, started shooting up the place But it was her fault, she was dressed as a slut Or she was covered up in some foreign religious garb Oh just ban guns I hear the others cry If I was there I would of shot her and then I would of shot the guy He's damn right, this country is a mess, If my grandparents saw it, it would cause them distress We've lost our identity and our culture To government conspiracy and the globalism vulture Typical left, condescending bitch Fucking cuck, snowflake wake up He's starting hatred, time moves on, it's called evolution I don't believe that you think that shit The government ain't plotting, they barely care one bit In our modern world, it always goes the same Some are always outraged while others are game I could say the most offensive word Right or left, they say I must be heard Dance monkeys dance You know what we should do? what? Collect a political head great idea I've had enough of them so have we Standing up to people f*ck them Nothing's gonna change for us, they're keeping on the silencers We're going to do some digging to reveal they were fibbing Well they seem so squeaky clean, something they've said is obscene What it's ten years ago? Ha! They won't care. They won't stand in our way, those that do, will fall before us! Now! We come to the last story of the night it's sure to shock and amuse, Ten years ago this politician had some pretty "out there" views We would like to remind our viewers an apology isn't enough And no human develops and changes and learns from mistakes over time It's time they were fired, they should retire! It is a glorious day! Oh no I can't believe it, everything is now swamped in judgement They're a person, they wanted to help us A career destroyed by an old tasteless joke But wait, we have bonus content, we're giving you taxpayers more bang for your buck! It's really sad, it'll make you cry, it'll make you afraid of being a live... A group of idiots didn't get what they want Thought killing and violence would shock us, to follow them They were mistaken, two sides unite as one Decapitate, shoot, blow us up, we'll come back twice as strong Would have been fine if they were allowed guns! Have some compassion, don't politicise They were killed with knives, shooting leaves more bodies on the floor You just enable, people are dying more and more Stop the bad guy with a gun with a gun That's the fucking rich they scavenge off tragedy They come for me? I'll spit fire Ain't no infidel, I'll kill the liar
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Written by: James Moffatt, Matty Greenfield
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