Alektorophobic Nosebleed

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Mad Spanner is a British punk rock band known for their energetic and fast-paced music. They are known for their catchy melodies, aggressive guitar riffs, and lyrics that often touch on social and political topics. The band has a reputation for their lively and passionate performances, making them a favorite among punk rock fans. more »

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Pitch black beady blank stupid eyes 
Cannibalistic nightmare feathered creatures 
This irrational fear is surprisingly common

Cultivated poultry fascination 
Farmyard fears are forever edging 
Billy Broiler Bantam 
Beware the pecking order 

But one Halloween on a costume party 
Poor bugger never ever seen it coming 
Sitting at the bar with a fresh new round 
Trying to keep this phobia under control 
His mate walks through in a giant chicken outfit 
In a panic, he sprints into a pole! 

He had an alektorophobic nosebleed

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