Just Want Some Food (Non-Explicit Swearjar Version)
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I was an active child I didn't run the fastest mile But went to basketball practice while I grew up: when school finishes I walked home with fish and chips Then had my tea, was still thin as s**t All the chocolates at Christmases: nothing My Dad said it wouldn't last and he wasn't bluffing By the time I was 20 I was putting on stuffing Over 30 now and I'm battling the muffins Two on the side of me, one by the side of me Look at the sight of me, looks like I might have been Forced... at gun point... to eat loads I look at stuff I used to eat and put on kilos So I aim to exercise, cardio, breathing If I've sat through the day then I'll start in the evening Sometimes, just getting off my arse is achievement No matter what I'm doing, I'd rather be eating I try to ignore it - think of summat to do But at the end of the day I just want some food Try to suppress it, have a drink of my juice Dehrydrated or do I... just want some food? Beef done to blue, beans, buns and soup Greased onion loops, cheese, mutton stew These crumbs'll do... I just want some food I'm not a weight watcher I enjoy the sins And I'm too skint to ever join a gym Cos once they got your cash you can avoid 'em then Lose pounds while gaining them, annoying innit? Flippin' metabolism When I was a kid, all the fat went missing Now I can collect it in a standard sitting And have to work it off with some exercise Apparently running is the best for time Half hour, 500 calories, you make up after That's the equivalent of four bacon rashers Bread takes you past that as you make a sandwich And that's just a snack before the main attraction Considered trying to suppress my appetite And not eat anything after nine But so far... I never last the night Wake up dreaming of eating my ba--ard wife! I try to ignore it - think of summat to do But at the end of the day I just want some food Try to suppress it, have a drink of my juice Dehydrated or do I... just want some food? Pizzas for two, each one for you Peas someone grew, I need something soon These crumbs'll do... I just want some food I guess the moral of the story is you're not alone if you're the kid Who stuffs their face in boredom then rings up and places orders For a couple plates of korma and some butter based tandoori With a bunch of mates who sort of, don't quite, finish all their plate So you look at them all awkward cos you're not too full to force some Extra curry down your jaws and rub your tummy say it's awesome Call a guy and maybe score some, roll a blunt and share a portion Then get up and take a short run to the Co-Op for some cake Cos cake, is the best thing on the planet And I make a mean lemon drizzle goddamnit This is a piece of white chocolate that I didn't deserve That pain during exercise drives me flippin' berserk I've been playing 5-a-side and I've bin on a bike Go for a run twice, even indoor climb Give it a go though I'm s--te cos despite my height I have trouble lifting one body plus all the pies I try to ignore it - think of summat to do But at the end of the day I just want some food Try to suppress it, have a drink of my juice Dehydrated or do I... just want some food? I need some to chew, sheep: lambs or ewes In leaves of bamboo, cheap Asda choux These crumbs'll do...I just want some food
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