Llama Bonanza

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I love nothing more than my truck my girl and drinking lots of beers
Ain't got no time for sucky baggy jeans or all you stupid queers
My girlfriend is my sister, but we've been dating seven years
So back the heck off mister or I'll shout at you til you're in tears
Eh-squeeze me? What was that?
Better quit your moaning also you are really fat
Your dog pure hates ye and he wants to be a cat
They're fabulous like moi and your girlfriend's such a slat
My dog has been my best friend since I found him in a ditch
And don't say that 'bout my sister gosh you're such a little jerk
Oh ma goodness, how dare ye ya yank
I'm off for a bath and then I'll maybe have a... latte
Shut up princess man, you know this is how I roll
Who you callin' princess, at least am no on the dole?
Listen here you little punk, I'm gonna grab my gun
I'll use my rainbow powers to protect me from you, son

Good morning I am samurai, do you like sushi?
I very skilled with sword I am I chop things up you see
Sumo wrestlers aren't so popular here but in Japan they're very big
Dishonour on you be cos your face looks just like a pig
What up witch, the name is Macbeth
I am thine own salvation but alas your verbal death
I'm the king, and these rap myths I've been debunkin'
I'll stab you with my rhyme like I did to poor old Duncan
Slow down! I don't understanding what's this language
You teach me words, I teach you how to make a spam cheese sandwich
Double double toil and trouble, time for you to burn
I'll fish-slap you with Shakespeare and then Engrish you shall learn
I am strongly influenced by Buddhism and also zen
Hold on ya cheeky scamp I'll buy your mother for five yen
I have to go now; farewell you strange old man, hiy
I'll see you in battle where I'll rhyme until you die

Initiating rap battle program I am a robot
My shortest path to rap success will leave you as an afterthought
As far as robots go there is no-one that is like I
For I excel at every task, data, binary, mark up, lists and pi
Hello Mr Roboto, you've given my head an owie
I'd rather listen to a never-ending episode of TOWIE
You're like the gross love child of Steve Jobs and David Bowie
I'm off to the gym so just shut up right now-ie
Your end will be accelerated cos your tech is so outdated
Antiquated, obfuscated, fated to be obliterated
Man you're so stupid, I'm far more cleverer
Throw up ya fists cos I'm the Essex Floyd Maywevvevver
You drone on like a child, where is your mother (board)
You know who you're talking to? Mate I'm a lord
You clearly do not function and a tutor you should call
I've had enough of you mate let's settle this once and for all

Initiating defense protocol
No mate wait no not now no stop the pain stop the pain

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