I love nothing more than my truck my girl and drinking lots of beers Ain't got no time for sucky baggy jeans or all you stupid queers My girlfriend is my sister, but we've been dating seven years So back the heck off mister or I'll shout at you til you're in tears Eh-squeeze me? What was that? Better quit your moaning also you are really fat Your dog pure hates ye and he wants to be a cat They're fabulous like moi and your girlfriend's such a slat My dog has been my best friend since I found him in a ditch And don't say that 'bout my sister gosh you're such a little jerk Oh ma goodness, how dare ye ya yank I'm off for a bath and then I'll maybe have a... latte Shut up princess man, you know this is how I roll Who you callin' princess, at least am no on the dole? Listen here you little punk, I'm gonna grab my gun I'll use my rainbow powers to protect me from you, son Good morning I am samurai, do you like sushi? I very skilled with sword I am I chop things up you see Sumo wrestlers aren't so popular here but in Japan they're very big Dishonour on you be cos your face looks just like a pig What up witch, the name is Macbeth I am thine own salvation but alas your verbal death I'm the king, and these rap myths I've been debunkin' I'll stab you with my rhyme like I did to poor old Duncan Slow down! I don't understanding what's this language You teach me words, I teach you how to make a spam cheese sandwich Double double toil and trouble, time for you to burn I'll fish-slap you with Shakespeare and then Engrish you shall learn I am strongly influenced by Buddhism and also zen Hold on ya cheeky scamp I'll buy your mother for five yen I have to go now; farewell you strange old man, hiy I'll see you in battle where I'll rhyme until you die Initiating rap battle program I am a robot My shortest path to rap success will leave you as an afterthought As far as robots go there is no-one that is like I For I excel at every task, data, binary, mark up, lists and pi Hello Mr Roboto, you've given my head an owie I'd rather listen to a never-ending episode of TOWIE You're like the gross love child of Steve Jobs and David Bowie I'm off to the gym so just shut up right now-ie Your end will be accelerated cos your tech is so outdated Antiquated, obfuscated, fated to be obliterated Man you're so stupid, I'm far more cleverer Throw up ya fists cos I'm the Essex Floyd Maywevvevver You drone on like a child, where is your mother (board) You know who you're talking to? Mate I'm a lord You clearly do not function and a tutor you should call I've had enough of you mate let's settle this once and for all Initiating defense protocol No mate wait no not now no stop the pain stop the pain Argh
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