The Lowest Form of Art

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Teddy Grey

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The comics are atrocious 
How do cartoonists have jobs? 
The only one that was half decent 
Has to be Calvin and Hobbes 

But for every Far Side 
There's four Dilbert's in its place 
Have you read the Hagar the Horrible? 
That shit's a fucking disgrace 

They're a monochromic fantasy 
They tell you nothing of reality 

Dennis the Menace was a failure as a son 
I bet he was beaten by his father 
And molested by Mr Wilson 

Dagwood was abusive, Blondie became a lap dancer 
And Popeye had a birth defect 
Charlie Brown had stage 3 cancer 

When you strip away the fantasy 
You're confronted with reality 

If we die here, I just want the world to know 
That the comic pages really fucking blow 
If newspapers are dying, those should be the first to go 
Because they're lame and fake and dated 
And not funny 

I see now that comic strips 
Are the lowest form of art 
Next to musical theater 
And porn of Lisa and Bart 

It's an art form with no relevancy 
And they're the last thing that we'll ever read

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