Death
The Boatswains
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I might drink a bottle of brew Tell you what I think of your family and you Take off on my bike in the middle of the night In the wind and the rain too In the wind and the rain too I'll take my chances with a poisonous snake I got hurt once stepping on a garden rake Ate a bad salami and I surfed a tsunami And I treaded in its wake Almost drowned in its wake My death pays dividends I'm worth more dead than I'll ever be alive My death pays dividends MasterCard won't leave and death won't arrive Death won't arrive The waitress said that she spit in my food Said it was because I was actin' rude Mr. T said look what happened to me And he called your mom a dude Your mom looks like a dude My death pays dividends I'm worth more dead than I'll ever be alive My death pays dividends MasterCard won't leave and death won't arrive Death won't arrive Death is so smug He only shows up when he's not welcome He won't hang out or play darts or watch TV with you And when he does show up it's all business No joking around no horseplay But Death I knew you back in the day Back in grade school and junior high When we took wood shop together Back when you were still a bum Death Back when you had no morals or convictions remember that What about the time we hung out at your grandma's house after school And played Combat on Atari And ate Hostess cupcakes and drank Jolt Cola Don't act like you don't know me Death Death don't act like you don't remember My grandma went shoppin' in her Muumuu and robe I dreamed I was a victim of an alien probe I bought a round of ale and another round in jail As the room spins like a globe My life spins like a globe My death pays dividends I'm worth more dead than I'll ever be alive My death pays dividends MasterCard won't leave and death won't arrive Death won't arrive
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