Sofa King Awesome
Digital Gringo
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Get your ass poppin like an alien pops out the chest Beats bumpin so you missed the chance to catch your breath Call me ugly but I always seem to pull the best Never stump me cuz I wrote the muthafuckin' test Solved the mystery before you even found a clue Now I got you ruh rohing like Scooby Doo This is more pure than Walter White's baby blue Just another man, breaking bad, comin after you Stackin paper like my name is Michael Scott Top Ramen is boiling in a copper pot Got haters on their knees begging me to stop And I tell 'em to go suck a cock Call me Bowie cuz I like to do the magic dance Dr. Strange on this beat cuz I'm caught up in a trance You'll never know if you don't take the chance F*ck a bitch I don't believe in abstinence I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me I keep this shit legit like it was my duty 'Tis nothin but a Digital Gringo thing baby girl Whippin out my dick and makin all the ladies hurl I'm just a squirrel and I'm looking to bust a nut On a big 'ole butt and make her scream "Jesus what the f*ck" You could call me weenie but I gotta be frank When it comes to my cock it's more than you can take I'm a fucking honey badger with a candy cane shank And I'll leave you with a satisfied look on your face I wish I had two more hands to give you four thumbs down When you're mumbling I cut more lines than Bobby Brown Yeah I'm Queen Latifah bringing down the fucking house Tap dance on the ashes, strike a pose and take a bow All the shit I talk you'd think my mouth was filled with crap These other rappers suck but keep lookin for dap Admiral Ackbar can see that this is just a trap Hit the road in my Dolorean and I'm never lookin back I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me I keep this shit legit like it was my duty It's time for the real D-I-G-I-T-A-L G To tell a tale and attempt to be something I'm crushing all these other rappers into nothing Cutting out their tongues so I don't hear them sucking I'm chubby, bearded, tatted and I'm ready to flatter Tell your bitch to shut her mouth her opinion doesn't matter I pay no mind to the bullshit chitter chatter My lyrics are a dagger I just watch the blood splatter Can do what I want whenever the f*ck I want Cumshot every debutante that's on my block When I'm servin other rappers know that it gets me off The only thing they can serve is a breakfast croissant You already knew it would come to this When you're busy sweating balls I'm just takin the piss In a battle of wits I'll make you cry and submit I suck on tits for the fun you do it for the nutrients I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy I'm so fucking awesome you could never be like me I keep this shit legit like it was my duty
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