Spring Break Anthem (Marry a Man)

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The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL. more »


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Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!

Who wanna do a shot? (We do)
I'm gonna get fucked up (Me too)
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spread water on the girls (T-shirt see through)
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round,
Havasu, crack a brew, marry a man!

Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!

(Spring break y'all!)

Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puke and rally, that's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
Trade these beads for their bra!
So-Co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline,
Two men bound by the law!

Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets,
Beer goggles if she's a hag,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
Nailing sluts and writing our vows!

Down here it's our time! Spring breakers, let's get fucked up!
Then find Mister Right and get monogamous
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too bland,
Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws,
Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man!

Will be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushing pussy, marry a man!

(Spring break!)

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Written by: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, JORMA TACCONE, KAYWAN QAZZAZ, SYED NAQUI

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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