Clever Hans
Big Blue Car
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Hans tapping on the floor Causes much applause Keeps them tinkering Attentions divided They gathered round the shed Where he was safely stabled Hoof-committing calculus With intelligence enabled Two times five is too much for me Dear Goddess Epona show some clemency All that I want is what does me some good A dumb brute is so much safer Hands writing on the wall Continues to explore Keeps them tinkering His new pet companions Unguarded moments Were fleetingly enabled As clever Hans puts food Squarely on the table One plus one it all equals hay A carrot for a stick says the human prey A crease on the brow and a sigh in the air Hans becomes Freud's little bitch mare Eighteen people staring back at me Ten wearing hats, eight more have fleas Four hundred and ten cobbles laid out in squares One hundred thoughts and eighty two gestures I want to multiply the people who believe where I tread Defy consensus of a science that makes claims on my head Create a bias that's unconscious now it's oh so in vogue Subtracting viewpoints with another ten gestures Hans the Trotter likes to tap along and dance real cool He's at his best asleep but sometimes likes to jump on a fool Hans the Trotter is as keen as they come and they go He's a keen-eyed superglue hero
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