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Handycap

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And now you're all

Welcome to my asylum!
Align your mind the way you've never tried to. That's vital
Prepare for the rollercoaster ride of emotions both joyful and spiteful
Just close your eyes, yeah, curtain your eyeball
Second eye too, Michael, or whatever they called you in high school
I'm used to living with a high IQ just like you! 
I don't feel like I was to you properly introduce
I'm an aperitif, a starter, not yet overly produced
Yet I feel that in couple years I'll be all over the news
Cause catchy lyrics with impros are gonna open the new
Style of music where rap connects to the jazz and blues
And I'll be pleased if you relate and we share lots of views
So I settled light
As good as I could
And wrote into open space
Like a parasite
Plagued paper for you
Cause that is what it takes woo
Leaving music to myself, bookshelf a usual placement
Only labels I'm working with - are located in Visual Basic
Basically I've got the power, point made, you can take my Word for it
All I want to obtain, I gotta really work for it

I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am)
I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am)

Vapers - with respect, which is none by the way
Why do you hate so much our precious ozone layer
Can't see how stupid you look, I guess your vision is clouded
Should I walk with a fucking vacuum cleaner right behind you
How thick would you feel? Funny thing is, I'm not gonna be the one who looks like an idiot still
I have no problem, when some moron tries everything to not be healthy
Completely different story, when his actions do affect me
You can smoke, drink, do drugs, but do not try and suggest me
Cause I'm gonna show you a fancy trick 
Give me your cancer stick and I'll put it up your backside prick
Not mentioning smoking, stop - shit needs sudden abridge
Condensation did its job, it's now water under the bridge
Let's stop talking about them
Right, I'm blocking and closing this topic, opening toxic emission, onto a notable mission
To corner and stalk the bitches, who are pissing me off
These were honorable mentions now some who are featured, cause

I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am) 
I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am) 

Ahem, teens, who always dwell in mixtures
Trying to look older, so their well-feeling switches
I would never intend to take piss out of depression
But it's often a trend not a medical condition
No serious issues are behind teenage accusations
Dumb reasons, it's not worth a mention
Ahem, boy-girl groups, how stupid can all of you be?
Let me bang out a couple of joints then Captain Morgan
Guten morgen mein freund, you fell asleep in a public toilet
While your other 'gang' members are probably oily
Having a group sex, while their parents are recoiling in terror, calling
Every police station, every morgue, it's already morning 
But their ninethgrader's not home - he's an alcoholic
Ahem, cats, I mean cats, right, I don't like them a bit
I don't know why they seem cute to you, I think they're shit
Constant noise, constant smell, feline wool all around the house
Kids, who beg their parents for a pet, you better think twice

I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am)
I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am) 

Having fun with trigonometry, cos-playing hard work
I didn't sign(sine) up for this lottery, wait a sec, Cantor
Me and my friend bought same models of cars, in April to July
What do you mean his Infiniti is bigger than mine?
Went to hmv, to buy some disco-esque old hats 
Grabbed Eminem CD, took Mathers into my own hands 
Maybe sometimes my dumb rhymes can end up being lame
However you're scared of trying and I'll be critically acclaimed cause'

I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am)
I am the cock who wakes you up in the morning
Set your alarm clock with my song on it
Hit your smartphone as hard as you want it
You know who I am (at 7am)

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