Sock Eating Dryer
Chump
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I took off my socks at the end of the day My girlie she was with me and she fainted dead away The smell just took her out much faster than a gat The stench was fully putrid, the rank was foul phat I threw 'em in the washer and I started up the cycle I slammed them in the 'chine col' thinkin I was Michael When the spinnin' was done and the shakin' had stopped I fully fished 'em out but the smell still dropped me I couldn't leave 'em wet, at least I had to try So I opened up the dryer and I threw 'em in to dry I shut the door tight I and I started my reprieve But when I pulled the sucka open I just could not believe So I took a pair of socks and I threw 'em in the dryer I'm tellin' you straight up and don't call me a liar I looked and found one sock but I couldn't find the pair The other one had disappeared and now it isn't there I searched up and down so I could find the other Swearin' and cursin' that stupid thing's mother I cleaned out the filter, even gave it new wire But the socks were to be found nowhere in that dryer Next day I took another pair and dunked 'em like a pro This time I'd be checkin' every minute or so I slammed the door hard, then waited a little while Opened it back up and then I went into denial What was up, was there a hole in my new machine? Or was this some plot of some facist regime? Politics or not, I was fully gettin' pissed 'Cause only one foot gets a sock, the other gets dissed So I took a pair of socks and I threw 'em in the dryer I'm tellin' you straight up and don't call me a liar I looked and found one sock but I couldn't find the pair The other one had disappeared and now it isn't there I searched and searched my house, I even searched the car I looked behind the couch but I don't know where they are There's got to be a whole big pile of socks somewhere Chillin' without matches, free without a care
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