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Tom Vrolijk

Ton Vrolijk (born 1958) is a track cyclist from the Netherlands. He won the bronze medal at the 1982 UCI Track Cycling World Championships in Leicester in the men's tandam together with Sjaak Pieters. The year before, he competed at the 1981 UCI Track Cycling World Championships in the men's sprint and men's tandem (with Sjaak Pieters). Vrolijk also rode on the road and won in 1980 the 100 km criterium in his home town, The Hague. more »

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There are many paths that may lead to Rome
But all the traffic jams make Jim stay at home
Behind closed windows Jim feels safe and sound
He will die painless till then he gets around, around and around

Everyday Jim goes tot he shop 
And when he's back he takes his socks off 
And watches tv

Never in control of the remote 
He watches nearly every show
And then he goes to sleep

Never hears good mornings his walls are way too thick
Good insulation that's Jims secret trick
A couch potato eats potato chips
And when he's finished he starts to lick off his lips

Everyday Jim goes tot he shop 
And when he's back he takes his socks off 
And watches tv

Never in control of the remote 
He watches nearly every show
And then he goes to sleep

And then his plastic bag surrounds his neck closing his legs
Jim runs
He's gone...

But too bad
Jim never made a step
Did not come out of bed
Was running in his head
Running in his dream
Where the water flows upstream
Towards the sugarhills from cream
From the seas of cola
Where the people show him love
And Jim would never have
Now he is just dead
No one seems to be sad
Cause no one's really 
Dead
Oooooooh

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