The Devil Came Down to Denver (feat. Govdog the Story Tella)

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Now the Devil came down to Denver
He was looking for some ho's to pimp
He pulled up in a snow white Coupe Deville
And stepped out with a slew foot limp

He said I'm looking for Dick Whisper
I heard he stays down here on Race block 
Then a n*gger with an afro stepped off the porch
And said how do we know you ain't the cops

The Devil said fool I am the police
I'm the Judge and the D.A. too 
And that dope case you caught back in 06
I was that snitch that snitched on you

I was that public defender that didn't give a f*ck
I was that guard in the joint that set your ass up
I was that bitch on the board that denied you twice
Now if I have to ask again it ain't going to be nice

Now where is Dick whisper
Then a voice came down from the sky
It was a 7 foot n*gger weighing 300 lbs
With the look of the Lord in his eye

He said my name is Dick Whisper
Yeah but you can call me Big Dick
And if you're looking for me you little ugly mother fucker
Then you must be looking for a pimp

And a p-i-m-p that is what I be
I don't sell dope or no armed robberies
All my green is clean I get my green from feinds
I mean them feinds that be feinding having nubian dreams

So tell me what it is I can do for you
A two on one perhaps a one on two
The Devil said I ain't came here to pay for your ho's
N*gger I came here to take your ho's

Big Dick stepped back and pulled the strap
He said you funny looking little n*gger
The only ho's you're going to be taking from up around here
Is when you take these bullet ho's with you

Now the Devil just laughed his evil sounding laugh
Said boy put that gun away
And right then Big Dick shot the Devil in the face
Before he finished what he was trying to say

Then the sun got dark and the sky got cloudy
And the wind smelled like cocaine cooking
And if you breathed in too deep it would put you to sleep
And when you woke up your soul would be tooken

Then the Devil raised up back up off of the ground
His face was fixed and he was safe and sound
He said okay Big Dick now here's the deal
I'm going to break it down and I'm going to be for real

You never seen a player hater that could hate like me
And I invented a game that you're going to play with me
And if you lose at my game then you're going to work for me
And if you're working for me you're working for free

The name of the game is ho pulling power
Pull the most ho's in 24 hours
Ain't no rules because everyone knows
That anything goes when it comes to ho's

Then the Devil was joined by an army of thugs
They were strapped with ak's and forties and drugs
They had wings that was growing coming out of their backs
Like that fool from Jeepers Creepers or some vampire bats

But anyways it was a million demons maybe more
With a million different ways that they could snatch a ho
They would kick in the front door run up in the house
Find a n*gger beat him down and steal his spouse

One demon threw a party and got the ho's drunk
And when they passed out he threw them in the trunk
And then he shot a woman down because she wouldn't comply
And said I guess she didn't know she's wanted dead or alive

One demon was fat and when the ho's tried to run
He would shoot them in the ass with a date rape gun
The demons could not be stopped they was out of control
They was kidnapping ho after ho after ho

The people was running they didn't know what was happening
The Devil laughed his evil sounding laugh again
Big Dick just had to get on the phone and call Sony
The One and Only

He said now I'm going to break it down and I'm going to be for real
The Devil's in town and he's trying to give me a deal
And he's going to lock me up and he's going to put me to work
I mean put me away unless I pull some skirts

So then Sony told Karla and she told Pam
And Pebbles overheard her talking to her man
Then the word was spread they said Hell must have froze
What the Nuggets won a ring nah Big Dick needs ho's

All the pimps came together from across the nation
And Donald Trump even made a ho donation
From all around the world the ho's started coming
Japan Hawaii Kenya and London

On planes on trains and even on feet
Singing songs about Dick and jogging to the beat
When the contest was over and they counted the ho's
The Devil had a gang but Dick had more

The devil knew he'd been defeated his head hung down
But then he handcuffed Dick when Dick turned around
Then the deputy demons threw him into the Coupe
First they took all his ho's then they took all his loot

It was gruesome a terrible horrible sight to see
Big Dick beat down and handcuffed on his knees
They gave my n*gger 25 and attached a L
Took him to DRDC also known as Hell

I know this story is sad but this story is true
And if it happened to Dick than it can happen to you
So I'm going to break it down and I'm going to be for real
The Devil is a devil and he don't make deals

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