College
Birote the Musical
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Writing romantic haiku's on my desk My counselor walks in breathes down the back of my neck He tells me he wants to name his Persian kitten Cesar Chaves My counselor looks at me sadly Sees the naked muscular Morgan Freeman I drew on my desk ADHD kicking in My pupils dilate My counselor lays his hand on my shoulder tells me Maybe you oughta be in those slower paced classrooms But I want to be a mysterious poet I tell him But I want to be a poet I'll get my degree in poetry But i'll be in those slower paced classrooms College My counselor pulls on his grey mustache He tells me he listend to my bands album I left on his table He asks me if he could give me some constructive criticism Then he gave me Constructive criticism I drag my feet to the anime club sadly and meet up with my good friend Chris Hernandez He asks me why my eyes are so wattery while he counted his yu gi oh cards My counselor says my band fucking stinks And ya hurt my darn tootin feelings I'll be a college boy instead I'll study things I read Walking to my basic algebra class room why am I here Sociology 103 why am I here Slower paced classrooms I am here
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Written by: Chandler Howie, Frank Macias, Neil Gross
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