Don't You Know?

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TimH

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Don't you know what they say 
There's plenty of fish in the sea
But I say: the amount of fish has never been in question 
I'm upset about losing a particular fish Karen 

F*ck you Karen
The fact that there are many fish out there, only increases the odds that I'll never find the right fish

Don't you know what they say: get a taste of your own medicine
But I say: do you have any idea how dangerous it is to try other people's medicine
You should only have your own
It's specifically prescribed, and medically advised, if you're not careful you could literally die

Don't you know what they say: it's not gay if it's in a three-way
But I say: what if that three-way involves 3 guys? Cause surely then it's very gay? 

Which is totally okay
I just have questions about the rules

They say: don't cry over spilled milk. But I say: what if you're a milk man? 
And they say: don't put all your eggs in one basket. But I say: that  sounds inconvenient
What am I gonna do with all these baskets?

You may be thinkin: Tim! The eggs aren't literal, stop being pedantic about things so trivial
You should take these expressions with a grain of salt

But to that I say: why would I use a singular grain of salt. Let's face it, I won't even taste it
Don't you know what they say

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