CENTER LANE LARRY [RECORDED]

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WELL, HE SIGNED ON WITH SWIFT, WENT TO THEIR SIX WEEK DRIVING SCHOOL 
HE’S A MEMBER OF THE ATA, A REAL TRUCK DRIVING FOOL 
HE DON’T NEED NO EXPERIENCE, HELL, HE’S AS SAFE AS HE CAN BE 
WELL, JUST ASK THE FMCSA, ABOUT HIS SAFER ELD 

WELL, HE’S GOT A PAIR OF LEATHER GLOVES, THE KIND YOUR FINGERS STICK OUT OF 
AND SIX NEW PAIRS OFJOGGING PANTS, BECAUSE, BY GOD THAT’S WHAT HE LOVES 
TWO NEW PAIR’S OF FLIP FLOPS, AND A GPS THAT’S TWO FEET WIDE 
HE AIN’T HARD TO SEE ROLLING THROUGH YOUR TOWN
CAUSE HELL HE NEVER DIMS HIS DAMN LIGHTS 

OH, CENTER LANE LARRY, BOYS HE’S GOT IT MADE
HE DON’T EVEN NEED NO MIRRORS; HE CAN’T BACK UP ANYWAY
HE AIN’T MOVING OVER, COME HELL, RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW 
OLD CENTER LANE LARRY, MODERN DAY KING OF THE ROAD 

WELL, HE CALLS US SUPER TRUCKERS, WHEN WE PASS HIM ON THE RIGHT 
GUESS HE THINKS IT’S OUR FAULT, HIS TRUCK WON’T DO BUT SIXTY-FIVE 
AWW BUT HE AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT IT YALL, CAUSE THERE’S CONSTRUCTION UP AHEAD 
OH SHIT, IS THAT HIM THERE
AND WHEN WE SLOW DOWN FOR THE WORKERS, HELL HE JUST GOES FLYING BY AGAIN 

WELL, HE’LL TAKE HIS THIRTY MINUTE BREAK, BY THE PUMP AT THE FLYING J 
AND GO FLYING THROUGH THAT PARKING LOT, LIKE IT’S QUALIFYING DAY 
BUT HE’S BONAFIDE AND CERTIFIED, BROUGHT TO YOU BY UNCLE SAM
ONLY TIME HE TURNS HIS CB ON, IS WHEN HE HITS A DAMN TRAFFIC JAM 

OH, CENTER LANE LARRY, BOYS HE’S GOT IT MADE
ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, WATCHING FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY
LORD, HE AIN’T MOVING OVER, COME HELL, RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW 
OLD CENTER LANE LARRY, MODERN DAY KING OF THE ROAD 

THERE’S NO SAND TRAP’S TOO TALL, OR BRIDGES BUILT TOO LOW 
OLE CENTER LANE CAN’T MAKE THAT BIG RIG GO 
IF HE STARTS BACKING IN BESIDE YOU, HERE’S WHAT YOU’D BETTER DO 
YOU’D BETTER HIT YOUR KNEES AND PRAY TO GOD; HE DON’T TEAR OFF YOUR F*%$^& HOOD 
SHEW, I AIN’T KIDDING YOU, HE’LL DO IT, TOO

OH, CENTER LANE LARRY, WHAT A SELF-CENTERED ASS
WITH HIS TRUCK SET ON CRUISE CONTROL, HIS FOOT PROPPED UP ON THE DASH 
HE AIN’T MOVING OVER, COME HELL, RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW 
OLD CENTER LANE LARRY, MODERN DAY KING OF THE ROAD

OH, CENTER LANE LARRY, BOYS HE’S JUST TOO MUCH 
HAULING EIGHTY THOUSAND WHILE HE’S PLAYING CANDY CRUSH 
HE AIN’T MOVING OVER, COME HELL, RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW 
OLD CENTER LANE LARRY, MODERN DAY KING OF THE ROAD
OLD CENTER LANE LARRY, THE ATA’S PRIDE AND JOY

AW, C’MON YALL, HE’S BACKING UP

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