I'm a Weight Watcher

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Bob Rivers is an American rock and roll radio on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies. more »

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I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My, my, my.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.

But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew on.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my.

Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch those.
Here come some now.
Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh, no, none for me, thanks.
Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no, no, no.

Oh, they smell good, too.
Mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.

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