Leavenworth Cafe Blues
Simon Joyner
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The Leavenworth Cafe Blues I couldn’t get an edge in word-wise again suffered through your arguments, left the apartment Complex is sex, so the surgeon general says Cancer causes cigarettes I must have been delirious because I knocked the door off the hinges walked to the Walgreens, bought a pack of bandages for cumulative damages A broken string for each heart pang I’ll sing ‘til I resolve this thing Mysterious rugburns and curious bruises commiserations and subterfuge Liar, liar, pants on fire go hang on a telephone wire and while you’re there, kiss a bear Just don’t forget your underwear and don’t forget your stockings, too, your perverse bra and your Converse shoes because what I don’t know can’t hurt you, I see but what I do know could ruin me I heard about your rock star He unwrapped you like a candy bar I hope you got a free t-shirt, at least, before he crescendoed on my sheets After you crawled over him with your furious foam and phlegm and your tongue-in-cheek, whiz gee I guess an electric guitar is all you need Have you got an electric guitar for me? You’re so full of shit I’m surprised there’s any blue left in your eyes I suffered through all of your excuses now I just want to fry in my own juices It’s sixty-five degrees under one-fourth lightning and one-fourth thunder and one-quarter rain on my parade and a quarter for my refill at The Leavenworth Cafe
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Written by: Simon Joseph Joyner
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