Drunk by Noon
The Handsome Family
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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy, But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks, He galloped around until hit by a car Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird just to remind myself I'll never fly Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes just to pretend I won't scream when I die Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer At least then I'll get to watch tv all day And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers even if all my questions are taken away If my life was as long as the moon's, I'd still be jealous of the sun If my life lasted only one day, I'd still be drunk by noon
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Written by: BRETT SPARKS, RENNIE S SPARKS
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