Parental Consultation Evening
Edgy Productions
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Verse 1 (All) The time’s arrived for us to meet to ‘talk things through’. Are things progressing well, Or is there more that we can do? Well everyone involved is coiled As tightly as a spring – Oh, we’re dreading the conversation At parental consultation evening! Verse 2 (Parents) We’d rather juggle jars of nitro-glycerine, Than be told how awfully-behaved Our darling child has been! To hear they’re less than perfect Is a catastrophic thing – Oh, we’re dreading the conversation At parental consultation evening! Verse 3 (Children) We’d rather walk with bare feet over broken glass, Than to have our parents know what we Are truly like in class! Our fate hangs in the balance By a flimsy piece of string – Oh, we’re dreading the conversation At parental consultation evening! Middle 8 (Parents) We hope that ‘Your child could try much harder’, Is the worse that will be said! (Children) We hope they don’t find out about Our frequent visits to the head! Verse 4 (Teachers) Although we can’t, we’d really rather say to you ‘Your child’s not right for school, They’d fit in better at the zoo!’ But instead we’ll say they’re ‘spirited’ ‘Unique’ and ‘interesting’ – Oh, we’re dreading the conversation At parental consultation evening!
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