The Roommate Song
Dan Ramström
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I've lived with Prog rock bassists Closet racists A schmuck who will not shut the damn fridge Anarchists Gold-star addicts I've lived with everyone Ivy leaguers Fake ID dealers A couple of couples who were touchy-feelers Bucktoothed lap dogs But why keep track cause I've lived with every... One-trick pony Cooking Rice-a-Roni Psych majors who think they know me Marxists from Texas And straight-A sexists Tax evaders Locked-out neighbors Stay-at-home moms who salute dictators Men who burn toast And maybe some ghosts I've lived with everyone But never have I And never will I Room with my best friend Don't room with your best friend I've lived with Squares and sticklers Body chiselers Borderline abusive ticklers Couch potatoes Drunk barf-volcanoes I've lived with everyone Stoic preteens Hopeless ski teams Pre-school teachers pre-morning caffeine Mormon doormen But who keeps score when You've lived with everyone White rappers Whiter rappers The dust of crushed-up saltine crackers Drama queens Causing scenes And dicks who piss on sublent toilet seats Dicks who piss on sublent toilet seats Dicks who piss Dicks who piss Dicks Dicks dicks dicks Chronic kleptomaniacs Steal my shit and sell it back Clean the kitchen once then act like they deserve a plaque Cats, rats, goats, horses Hordes of human-eating roaches And guitar solo divas Never have I And never will I Room with my best friend Don't room with your best friend We both go to sleep at twelve Regularly clean ourselves And when you fart/f*ck, I can't hear it But if you moved in I fear my friend Would become another song lyric Closet bassists Prog rock racists A schmuck who will not shut the damn fridge Anarchists Gold-star addicts I've lived with everyone And it wasn't any fun But I'll live with anyone But you
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