Kitchen Floor
Lucky Doug Fergus
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
Where else can we go to play this game? It's freezing in my bedroom And Jody is practicing drums in the garage The wheels won't roll on the carpet so where next? Let's go down to the basement, oh great! Jennifer is already here she's riding her horse But then she says "What about the kitchen?" Of course! The kitchen floor, what a place undeveloped open space We'll move the tale and chairs nobody will care No place like it anywhere, the kitchen floor Tonight when the girls come over we'll have it all set up Popcorn and a jigsaw puzzle Reconstructing the Eiffel Tower We're gonna scrub that linoleum until it shines We're gonna roll out the cookie dough And bake a few dozen for the boys overseas While grandpa and the kids go fish on the kitchen floor The kitchen floor, what a spot soon it's gonna be very hot We'll have them waiting in line we'll charge 'em a dime The only place of it's kind, the kitchen floor There's kid in the corner and he's trying not to laugh "Hold still" snaps acute little voice It's Janet and she's painting his portrait on the wall While a housing project goes up in record time If it's raining outside come in And have a nice, hot drink but don't look at the arc 'Cause Neil is wielding a train to its tracks And Bill is spreading Jell-O all around The kitchen floor you can move it's been inspected and county approved Why don't you give us a call it's right down the hall? A free bumper sticker to all
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
Written by: Douglas Bruce Fergus, Sylvia Lenore Massy
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