Jose & Mark

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The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL. more »

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Welcome back to Sports Chat
I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year
The Bash Brothers
At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are
But just in case, why don't you introduce yourselves?
Oh, okay, well

They call me José
And I'm Mark
José
And I'm Mark

Go, José, go, oiled up like Rambo
Take a needle out my butt and hop in the Lambo'
The anabolics got me feelin' bionic
'Cause you know I'm indestructible
I'm José, I'm Mark, you're a stud, and you're a thoroughbred stallion
Necks laced up with the "Let's Bash Medallion"
Rollin' to Hilltop Mall to get a pager
Got girls of every flavor because we're in the majors
Freaks, hit up my Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline
My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine
Kidney failure's just part of the game
We're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name

They call me José
And I'm Mark
José
And I'm Mark

Canseco, can make the hoes go low
Slow-mo for your bro, one time otro
Nineteen-eighty-ocho the year of the lobo
The whole Bay love me cause' I'm so bolo
Speeding though San Fran, got a pass from the po-po
Pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with SoCo
Try and touch my Jheri curls I'll put you in a choke hold
Hit the Taco Bell and got the extra guacamolo
Hotbox the whole Lambo' with Pakalolo
And teach me that taekwondo, though
Well step into my dojo
Cocaine fists cave your nose hole
They don't know though, we like Samwise and Frodo
But also like Dorothy and Toto
But way more swole bro
Our bodies are loco, that's why they're chanting

José (José, José, José)
And I'm Mark
José (José, José, José)
My name is Mark McGwire, I play first base

They call me José (José, José, José)
(And I'm Mark, I'm Mark and I'm Mark)
And I'm Mark
José (and I'm Mark, I'm Mark)
And I'm M-M-M-M-Mark

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