(He Gave Me) Crabs at Arby's (feat. ARBA)

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I had a craving late at night, for some food that's all right
Arby's Roast Beef was calling, and my budget was tight
Out back by the dumpster, I met a cute guy
He had a gleam in his eye ... and a bulge 'tween his thighs

He had the meats
But he had crabs too

It was dumpster disco, I was lusting for beef
I caught crabs from that night, at least that's my belief
I was groovin' by the garbage, and I was rollin' the dice
Now my crotch is on fire, 'cause I have pubic lice

Woah, woah, woah, I'm an itchin' queen
My Waterloo was Arby's with a lover unclean
His name was Fernando, he was just eighteen

First I had a beef sandwich, dripping with cheese
Then I made dumpster love with my ass in the breeze
I woke up with crotch crickets, now I'm scratchin' the bites
'Cause he took my heart, and he only gave me his mites

It was dumpster disco, I was lusting for beef
I got crabs in my take-out, now I need some relief
I was groovin' by the garbage, and I was rollin' the dice
Now my coochie's on fire, 'cause I have pubic lice

Woah, woah, woah, I'm an itchin' queen
My Waterloo was Arby's with a lover unclean
His name was Fernando, he was just eighteen

I devoured the beef and the fresh curly fries
Then I got on my knees while I swatted the flies
He lent me three bucks and he called me a cab
But he took my heart, and he only gave me his crabs

These crabs have me by the short and curlies
And I'm not talkin' about the fries

It was dumpster disco, I was lusting for beef
I caught crabs from that night, now it hurts when I queef
I was groovin' by the garbage, and I was rollin' the dice
Now my snatch is on fire, 'cause I have pubic lice

Woah, woah, woah, I'm an itchin' queen
My Waterloo was Arby's with a lover unclean
His name was Fernando, he was just

Woah, woah, woah, I'm an itchin' queen
My Waterloo was Arby's with a lover unclean
His name was Fernando, he was just

Woah, woah, woah, I'm an itchin' queen
My Waterloo was Arby's with a lover unclean
His name was Fernando, he was just fifteen

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