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Val Clipp

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Life on a string, cheesy treats, love on first sight exists
Mariah Carey bootleg disc
You're a data analyst doing triple backflips, but leading two-dimensional relationships
Like you and I, watching Shakedown for the fifth time
While sucking a spaghetto on each side
From my POV, Lady and the Tramp style
Mildly attractive, like two cups rotating in the microwave
That's a smile you wanna go to bed with
Artificial flavouring stuck between our teeth
Not what Disney imagined, but that's reality, bitch

I didn't mean to swear
Let me apologize
I know we're both ambivalent types
Soft on the inside
Like cheap vanilla donuts from Albert Heijn
Sweating profusely
Layered in a plastic bag
Get used to this heat
I have climate change day dreams
Yesterday they were so bleak, I drank away my memory
Your face familiar
I'm sure i've seen you at the gym lately
Bench pressing selfies, just what i need

We should take a walk on the bright side
Sweet provincial romance
Holding hands under a street light
In my tiny hometown
Across police, Blue Star, Tiffany, the church
Once i get this music thing going, i'll make sure to print some merch
Perhaps a T-shirt with a funny quote, like

Hi, I'm Val Clipp
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