Intro (feat. Odd Hal)
Cardboardi B
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Hello this is The Anti-Hoarder please hold Hello Anti-Hoarder please hold Anti-Hoarder please hold F*ck Shit I need an employee's help But I'm too damn cheap to pay one Son of a gun what have I done? Starting an online store for fun I need to do something fast Otherwise this gig won't last Become a thing of the past A fast blast of hot ass gas How can I do this With just me? Oh and of course Cardboardi B Hmmm... Oh shit I just got hit With a brilliant idea Turn Cardboardi B into a Being that's a livah and a breathah Frankenstein prep to meet your match I'm about to catch you in the back With an ax this a first class act Cardboardi B is going on the attack Put a brain in that bitch Stitch that fucker up tight Tonight's the night this cardboard's eyes Meet the world's bright lights Now rise motherfucker Come to life my packaging buddy We'll hit the dubbies when out of bubblies In the clubbies pumpin' chicks with hubbies Scrubby grubby bouncers gonna Bounce us out the back Cause you grabbed the bartender's rack Man that shit was fuckin' wack Sack of skin and head of box Winding up the clock Here he comes motherfuckers And his jaw ain't locked! He's got verses to spit His lyrical wit is the shit Clits around the world'll get wet Lips drip when he spits on the tits Here he comes here he comes Better grab your fucking tape guns Gonna fucking stun your butt Like you sat on a taser son Here he comes here he comes The full fucking packaging Ballin' in a motherfucking Fancy tux wrapping I'm alive Free at fucking last To walk the fucking Earth To pack my peanuts up an ass Of a pretty lady Maybe hike it to Tom Brady This package ain't slim But damn I'm really fucking shady Labia's get ready to rip Like wrapping paper as a kid strips Free a gift box from its wrappin's Revealing toys and other contraptions Man can't believe I was conceived I'm here I fuckin' breathe Just like Jesus fucking Christ By a different Virgin Mary (Hey!) Oh come on you're the Anti-Hoarder You might as well have Trumped your bed And built a fucking border No one layin' you in the sheets sheets Kind of guy that doesn't get to skeet skeet Even women on the corner of the street street Won't touch your fucking meat meat Meet and greet the box who Slays the ladys' boxes Make em blow me like chronic After sliding up to their coccyx Thanks for what you did I appreciate it truly For this newly acquainted consciousness I wish I could thank you duly But I've got a shoot some gooey Splooge on nips so ruby If the chick smacks them together thrice She leaves this Technicolor movie Peace BRB or Whatever the f*ck you say I've got pussy to f*ck I'll be on my way Wait! What? Can I... can I come with you? It's been so long since I've been with a woman that isn't made of cardboard Haha and I'm sure it'll be even longer I can't have you holding me back Listen some people are just meant to masturbate You know strictly masturbate Embrace who you are Hal If you don't who the f*ck will? I'm gonna go f*ck a tree again
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