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Arse Biscuits

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Tell me Granny about your stew
Was it the uncooked meat or the bottle of brew
That helped me on my way to your commode

There I was met with old pee on the seat
A dry little turd kissing my feet
Then down came my pants about to explode

My farts were singing like a flute
My poos were coming down the chute
My cheeks puckered and gave a squeeze
Oh no, oh dear God please

Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Your wheelchair won't get you far
Run, run, granny, I'm about to spray
An ass full of brown liquid tar
Not the curry or the rice or the chilli today
I'm gonna blow your bowl apart
Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Cause I'm burning up with fire

With my hot red cheeks pursing and pouting
I could hear old granny cursing and shouting
That my stink was too much to bare
So I got to my feet, made a run for the door
As more brown litres gushed to the floor
Burning my asshole and all of its hairs

I was slipping and sliding amongst the gush
As more brown water came in a rush
It had more power than a waterfall
Granny couldn't hear my call

Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Your wheelchair won't get you far
Run, run, granny, I'm about to spray
An ass full of brown liquid tar
Not the curry or the rice or the chilli today
My ass is a superstar
Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Cause I'm burning up with fire

Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Your wheelchair won't get you far
Run, run, granny, I'm about to spray
An ass full of brown liquid tar
Not the curry or the rice or the chilli today
My ass is a superstar
Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Cause I'm burning up with fire

Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Your wheelchair won't get you far
Run, run, granny, I'm about to spray
An ass full on brown liquid tar
Not the curry or the rice or the chilli today
My ass is a superstar
Run, run, granny, get out of the way
Cause I'm burning up the fire

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