Mr Stricter
David Francis
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It is written do re mi And yet he plays a mi re do When I should hear fa so la My ears detect a la fa so I just do not understand it For the child is far from dim Clearly Frederic does not like the piano Nor does it like him When assigned to my tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none When assigned his tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none It is clear, I say, "Allegro" And he plunks down listlessly His pianissimo is forte He crescendos aimlessly And his tempo is atrocious I don't wish to be unkind But if the Pipkin boy keeps coming here Then I shall lose my mind When assigned to my tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none When assigned his tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none Yes, yes very good, very good, yes Oh, not that Yes, now hold on tight Yes you've got to get it, yes Very good, very good Oh, no, no, no Just play it right Oh, Tilly is hopeless Legato, pumpkin please, Legato I must say, the boy is hopeless He will never learn to play And it frays my weary nerves No, I cannot go on this way I'm afraid for my dog Peanut Such a sensitive canine The music takes a toll on him He has one life, not nine, oh When assigned to my tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none When assigned his tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none When assigned to my tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none When assigned his tutelage Here's Stricter's rule of thumb If you cannot learn your lessons You'll have none, oh
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