MAJOR KEY (feat. Ashel Seasunz) [Skit]

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Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Wake up, soldiers
This new dawn waits for no man
I am Major Key
And I'm here to inform you
We ain't in basic training no more
The interdimensional ships have been burned
And we are here now
In this spiritual wartime
I know some of y'all can't tell the difference between a sage stick and a blunt wrap
But no matter what tarot card you pulled in this life
You all we got
And our relations in the other world are counting on your sorry ass
So you better start to see yourself as a sacred being of light
And say a prayer of gratitude you made it here
And ain't stuck like them zombies in the Matrix
You understand me?
Sir, yes sir!
This is a smudge or get smudged world we live in
And we ain't never leave a soldier behind
Now we going up the hill to march toward the 11:11 portal gate
Get those bundles ready by 3:33
I don't care if you use moonlight, star bright, or salt from the Himalayas
You better have them crystals charged all the way up
Sir, yes sir!
What in the cosmic Christ
You got sea moss growing all on the side of the barracks
Who left out this tobacco pile!?
You better shape up and ship out to the next holotropic breathwork retreat, boy
You think these prayer bundles gonna wrap themselves!?
Sir, I tried to tell them, we cannot manifest love and light on a low vibration
Wait, what? You better pay attention to your own damn self-development, private
Don't make me pull out my rose water
I will spray you down so hard you won't tell the difference between Catholic mass and a rainbow gathering
You think this is funny?
Was it funny when you couldn't walk six feet without someone telling you to put a diaper on your face
And you just trying to hug your grandma through a damn plexiglass
Was it funny having your neighbors looking at you like you the enemy
When you just want to share some goddamn apples
Was it funny when the AI algorithm knows you better than... you?
This is war, boy
And we in it
They don't need tanks no more
Nah
They can get into your mind, son
Every time you pick up a device
Every time you log in, plug in
Are you giving in?
What are you giving them?
This is a war for your goddamn soul, boy
And your children's children
All the way to Seven Generations
Aho
Listen, soldiers
When we signed up for this mission
We put our families on our back
We followed our vision when the world called us crazy
We dehypnotized that Babylon conditioning
We journaled in our diaries
We took our mushroom supplements
And we even brushed with activated charcoal
And did we give up?
Sir, no sir
Did we retreat?
Sir, no sir!
Goddamnit, I'm proud of y'all
If anybody asks you who the hell we are, you tell them
We bite bullets and sh.. crystals
This is Fully Loaded Altar

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