Basement Show

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Konner Hunter

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Hey man
I wanted to write a rap song
But, I'm not a wrapper
Wrappers wrap gifts, you know?
That's like some Santa Clause shit
(What?)
(Get it cause it's a homonym)
This is, uhm, probably the whitest shit you'll ever hear, so
Hey, could you like speed up the tempo a little bit?
Yeah the tempo, just like speed it up just like a little bit, you know, just, you know

I went to a basement punk rock show
Speakers were okay
Barely heard the audio
I told the guy to pick up the tempo
And he did after I waved him down
Music overflow
Back to the story
Punk rock is sick
But objectively a little rough
Kept authentic
Distortion's getting loud
The mosh pit's forming now
I remember I can't handle being pushed around
So I take another route
I said screw this, is there a pole around that I can lean against?
'Cause I really can't take this now

Why did I wear a long sleeve shirt and a flannel to a basement show?
What was I thinking?

It's getting hot in here
I could use a beer
Something to cool me down
I'll take anything around
Here's the thing I gotta say is
People don't know how strong they are
Especially the guy
Wearing a ski mask
I ask what is up with that
Why is that allowed?
I think that should cause alarm
I look at the mosh pit
Pushing and shoving
It's like Noah's here and we're drowning from the flooding

Now I'm just looking at all the types of people here
'Cause there's a lot of types of people here

Just then a guy next to me
Is standing next to a fan
And he says "hey"
And I say "hey" back
And he says this is my biggest fan
And I laughed because what else can I do
I've used that one a hundred times pal
But it's okay
I'll let you have this one
I appreciate a good pun

I learned from life that it's a dog eat dog world out there
And that's not fair but it is what it is so better prepare
Just like the mosh pit it's push or be shoved so don't delay make a choice
And do that
If things get hard I'll be here to give you advice
Roll the dice take some risks it's what you make of it
Don't be scared to call me

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