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Caelifera

The Caelifera are a suborder of orthopteran insects. They include the grasshoppers and grasshopper-like insects, as well as other superfamilies classified with them: the ground-hoppers (Tetrigoidea) and pygmy mole crickets (Tridactyloidea). The latter should not be confused with the mole crickets (Gryllotalpidae), which belong to the other Orthopteran sub-order Ensifera. The name of this suborder comes from Latin meaning chisel-bearing ("chisel" in Latin: caelum), referring to the "stout" shape of its species' ovipositors. more »

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There was a farmer named Skelly
With a lady named Nelly in the country of FLA.
They bought a big plot of land with a big ole tree
Now all we got to do is wait and see.
When Nelly told skelly that she had a little belly
Skelly said he'd need a little time.
Skelly knew that it was silly cause he hasn't earned a penny
Ain't never barely made a dime.
So fucking what?
Just some fucking nut!
Lovely I'm all out of time
What do you say we go ahead and die
I can't talk just get out my way
When Nelly saw Skelly he going all crazy
Chopping up that big ole tree
She said "baby don't worry there's a new type of
Method using big ole machinery
Nelly said "Skelly now listen up to me what
the hell you talking bout?"
I ain't earned a penny and can't barely spare a tenny
But ill get that fucking tree alright
So fucking what?
Just some fucking nut!
Lovely I'm all out of time
What do you say we go ahead and die
I can't talk just get out my way
LIE!
PLOT!
DESTROY!
YOU MUST DIE!
June. 19th 1962
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
And all it took
was pitch fork
through that that fucking yam farmer.
That stupid bitch has no idea that she suggested her own death
She'll bake in the sun as it's only getting warmer.
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