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Ayy, I just scammed a nigga on Cash App
I got a boner cause my dog sat on my lap
My uncle showed me his dick on his flip phone
Then I went to the highway and I fucked a traffic cone
I just went to my nana's and I stole her iPod
Then I robbed a Great Clips with my Fortnite Squad
I just committed genecide on a bunch of Russians
Then I had a gangbang with all of my cousins
My momma just found out that my uncle was my sneaky link
How can you blame me, his booty was so pink
I just caught my ex boyfriend trynna steal my hot pocket
Then I left my house and had a threesome with Team Rocket
I just made a bunch of racks, i'm boutta deposit
I just smacked my cousin cause he came out the closet
I just robbed my cousin cause I found out he bisexual
Escaped my SPED class, I am not no intellectual
I don't like to run, I am not no damn track star
I just used my penis to strum my guitar
I just made a little boy trip over his shoelace
Then I got a lawyer to defend my case
I just smacked a old lady, then I pleaded innocent
I went camping and I had sex in my tent
She layed on my dick and it started to tickle
I just got a blowjob and I payed her in nickels
I smacked the f*ck out the white boy that called me a wussy
I went to my science class and they were dissecting pussy
I got Omicron then I went to a birthday party
I got a boner from streaming Playboi Carti
I just stole a red velvet cake from Whole Foods
Then I emailed my teacher and asked her for nudes
I just went on a road trip and I ran over a hitchhiker
Then I went on RFTA and I had sex with the bus driver (damn)
I just stole an autistic kid's cheeseburger
Then I sent a dick pic to a lesbian discord server
I went to school and showed off my new kicks
I got a asian girlfriend and ate her out with chopsticks
I got lost on my way home and I called a cab
I just sold this man paper and he thought it was a tab
I just played some fat girl named Brooke (what?)
Then I went to class and took a dick pic on my chromebook
I got slapped by my girlfriend cause I nut too quick
I'm losing circulation cause she gripping on my dick
I just sold a guy an NFT of my ballsack
I went to an alleyway and traded Pokémon for crack
This bitch got a Android so I called her on Skype
Then she came over and farted in my windpipe
I cheated on my test using Google Docs
Then I invested my money into Pornhub stocks
Pussy so good it gave me goosebumps and the chills
Then I went to class and cummed on the fuckboy's grills
Yo bitch busted on me cause she sat on this oak
I made yo bitch squirt like she Mentos & Coke
I sell my slaves on Facebook Market Place
Feel like EDP cause i'm boutta catch a case
I just found myself for sale sell on the dark web
I went to Mojang and beat the f*ck out of Jeb
I just smacked my aunty and she started to cry
Then I watched porn on dial up wifi
Smacked the f*ck out my granny, now I feel like Johnny Cage
Teacher yelled at me cause I aint read a single page

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