Giarmo And Marquess Diss Track

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Giarmo & Marquess

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Uhh Marquess made this! (yea! Yea yea yea, oh come on!)
Uhh G-G Giarmo, cooked up, this one!
Marquess and Giarmo, what is wrong with you nerds?
You aren't fit to be rappers because your voices sound like birds
You think you can rap, but you stutter on your words
The thought of you two being rappers is utter-ly absurd
Thank you for listening to Giarmo and Marquess Diss Track!
Marquess is up first!
Yeah, woah!
Marquess, what's up with your hair?
I mean mines bad too but damn, It's unfair
When it comes to bad haircuts I've had my fair share…
But not even a barber can fix what's going on up there!
And when was the last time, you had a shower
I mean the stench coming from you man
(It has power!)
You cause a whole quarantine when you walk outside your home
And you aren't very short, but you still look like a garden gnome!
You only wear shorts summer time and deep winter
You claim to be the best but you aren't even a winner
Your so unlikable that if you committed
A crime
The judge would take one look at you and give you extra jail time!
And when it comes to your face
It's utterly repulsive!
And when it to eating food we can tell your utterly impulsive!
You diet consists of only chips, pop and junk
Your so fat you couldn't be kidnapped
because they couldn't fit you in the back of the trunk (hahahahaha!)
Yeah, Marquess you're so hairy you look like a damn bear!
Just what are you doing with that excessive amount of hair!
I mean just look at your legs, that's a bit much…
So much hair your gonna need a second hair brush! (For your legs!)
Your stench is so bad you got everyone coughing
You smell like your great grandmas coffin
Everyone's quick to hide in the closet
When you walk in everyone stops talking!
When was the last time you went outside?
You've got dark bags and your skin is bark dry (Like a tree!)
Your posture is so bad you look like a coat hanger
You look so creepy that you make kids cry!
You're being roasted, so hard that it could toast a piece of bread
You smell like an old car, so go hide in a shed
Everyone knew it, but now it's being said
Marquess it's past your curfew so go back to bed!
Marquess and Giarmo, what is wrong with you nerds?
You aren't fit to be rappers because your voices sound like birds
You think you can rap, but you stutter on your words
The thought of you two being rappers is utter-ly absurd
Marquess and Giarmo, what is wrong with you nerds?
You aren't fit to be rappers because your voices sound like birds
You think you can rap, but you stutter on your words
Giarmo's up next!
Alright
Giarmo, tell me why you are so underweight!
You can't even go outside when it's windy
Cuz you'll get blown away! (Like a leaf!)
And it goes without saying but you smell like a trash can
And your horrid breath smells like a leak from a gas can
80 percent of the worlds oil supply, comes from your hair
the shear stench Is really bad so you better be prepared!
we can tell your running out of ideas
You wrote a rap about a chair?!
Being you is so unfair
And let's take a moment of silence
Because your acne causes every one in the room to be silent
It's like someone took a permanent red marker that couldn't be erased
And used it to put dots all over your face! (Non washable!)
And let's talk about your lack of vision!
You spent 2 whole years in that condition!
Until you finally got glasses, good for you!
But to say that you look good in them
I could argue
Listen Giarmo, Lets talk about your breath…
what the hell?! It smells like death!
Just the smell it produces, now that
Is mean!
Your breath smells so bad you NEED Listerine!
Your hair ridiculously greasy, it reeks
If i had to guess, i'd think you hadn't showered in weeks!
You're the first man who broke a mirror with his looks
Your hair be looking like some noodles that are far under-cooked!
Whats wrong with with your face? You look like like a fit bit (What?)
Your face is so stinky that it might be a toilet
What's with scent coming off you it's rancid
The scent is so pungent it could grandma in a casket!
a goober through and through, that's what I would call you
It's not like you have showers but buy some shampoo
While your at it get some deodorant too
Your being roasted, ruthlessly…
So I recommend you buy a tissue! (Flush!)
Marquess and Giarmo, what is wrong with you nerds?
You aren't fit to be rappers because your voices sound like birds
You think you can rap, but you stutter on your words
The thought of you two being rappers is utter-ly absurd
Marquess and Giarmo, what is wrong with you nerds?
You aren't fit to be rappers because your voices sound like birds
You think you can rap, but you stutter on your words
The thought of you two being rappers is utter-ly absurd

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