Birdog

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In her mind you're the king
But of the lion you have only the smell
It's a zoophiliac mistery
That she even noticed your lifeform!
And instead of thanking the Pantheon
You're only capable to moan
Sayin' heresies like "Yes, I like her
But I'll never fall in love!"
And now
Tons of ice cream in her life
Spanish sitcoms in her time
While you're drunk as f*ck
With your savage friends
But when the balls are full, literally
It's 2 o'clock in the night, and you've just
Been kicked out of the club cause
You slapped every ass that was in sight
Then you just pick up your phone
And call who certainly won't leave you alone
For a 30 second rabbit drunky f*ck
Just before you pass out!
And now
Tons of ice cream in her life
Spanish sitcoms in her time
While you're drunk as f*ck
With your bonobo friends
And she's … a Bird dog
She's just … a Bird dog
And she's … wagging her tail forever more
But one day she will open her eyes and begin to have some suspects
Why everytime she asks to go out, someone of your relatives suddenly suffers of a violent death
I swear it's true!
But she finds you at the pub
Doing belching contests with a pack of boars
That you insist to call friends
And so
She'll be taking back her life
She will take back her time
And you're still drunk as f*ck
With your Neanderthal friends
So one day … the Bird dog
Is no more … a Bird dog
So she's … rasing her tail no more

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