Planet of the Plain White Tees

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Dexter Shack

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Been jerkin off way to much
Success is what i lust
These people tellin me that i ain't postin shit enough
But nah i'm really posted up
Just me myself and blunt
Living at my mom's it isn't really what i want
Swear to god i wanna stunt
Do a front flip on a bunch of kids
Make em all run
It's all fun and games
Until the older guy who wants the fame
Switches lanes then it's all lame

Now why do i gotta lie
And say things to make myself look like a cooler guy
I need me a suit and tie
I need me some brand new eyes
I need me some gold and ice
I needa get euthanized

I needa get euthanized
Somebody come put me down
Somebody go get their grandma and tell her to take me out
Hook me up to that beeper that she connected to
And on 3 let's see it electrocute
Me
Cause i'm all done
I'm all done with this bullshit it's no fun
I need funds
But i keep spending my money on
Vending machine items and
People that don't like em
And channels to watch fighting like
When did i start watching UFC?
Am i a loser on the planet of the plain white tees?
I get reminded every time i see my cellphone screen
That i'm behind in this race i needa do something
To get my head up
To get my bread up
To get myself up
Need me a go getta
Maybe if i quit smokin weed then my eyes could finally see what i'm lackin
But it's up to me

My dad says i have a problem he calls it an addiction
Says i needa talk to someone for my conflict-ions
Like it's not fiction
This shit is all made up
I tell myself while i roll this blunt
I lay back and puff

Now i wrote that shit back in June
I'm feelin brand new
I finally got a grip on my life and i'm so cool
It's like that tiny little kindergarten me so confused finally got grown and hatched out cocoon

Now i don't gotta lie
Or say things to make myself look like a cooler guy
Bitch
I am the coolest guy
I don't needa suit and tie
A Nine to Five
Or a wife
I'm sittin here chillin fried

And if even half a y'all realized the realest one in the room is not hidin in some disguise
Surrounded by 20 guys
And payin for mai tais
It's not fair to assume
But i'm assumin you could see with your eyes bitch
I am the

Bitch i am the guy

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